Funny Friendship Quotes

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Funny Friendship Quotes Biography
No one can make you laugh quite the way your
friends can, and there's nothing like sharing a few funny friendship
quotes with those closest to you to make your day shine a bit brighter.Here
are 18 of my favorite funny friendship quotes to share with those you
love. I hope you enjoy these funny friendship quotes as much as I like
sharing them with you!

1. "A true friend is someone who thinks
that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly
cracked."

2. "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."

3. "Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy."

4. "A true friend stabs you in the front."

5. "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police."

6. "An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."

7. "Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods."

8. "Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice."

9. "I have lost friends, some by dath, others through sheer inability to cross the street."

10. "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

11. "I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!"
12. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend."

13. "We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately."

14. "Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families."

15. "This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."

16."You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come
to you. You have to go to them sometimes."

17 "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

18."Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another,
'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

When we first talked to each other

I knew we would always be friends.

Our friendship has kept on growing

And I'll be here for you to the end.

You listen when I have a problem

And help dry the tears from my face.

You take away my sorrow

And put happiness in its place.

We can't forget the fun we've had

Laughing 'til our faces turn blue.

Talking of things only we find funny

People think we're insane-If they only knew!

I guess this is my way of saying thanks

For catching me when I fall.

Thanks once again for being such a good friend

And being here with me through it all.

There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

"If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."

It's the times we're so crazy,

that people think we're high.

It's the times we laugh so hard,

we can't help but cry.

It's all the inside jokes

and "remember whens".

those are all the reasons

that we're best friends!

Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came, and never left your side...

Funny Friendship Quotes